According to Johnny.."We were leading different lifestyles. It's over. She believes in equality, that a bloke should chip in with the housework. Fair enough, but I'm messy, and I love messing around with bikes."
"She couldn't stand the smell of stale fags, beer and kebabs in her nice living room. Can't say I blame her, really."
"She couldn't stand the smell of stale fags, beer and kebabs in her nice living room. Can't say I blame her, really."
Are you kiding me? Kirsten hasn't washed her hair since she was in that vampire movie with Tom Cruise. She's allergic to bath water and soap. She has sores all over her legs and feet. Her hobby is picking scabs. But, she dumps him because he smells? Please..this bitch would poop in her own dining room.
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Oddly enough, she almost looks human here...
Kate Moss might enjoy the familiar smell. She wont have to put up with Pete getting the kitty high on crack. Dickhead.
I guess the difference is... it has to her *own* mess... and her own poop!
LOL anon 4:05
He's kind of cute in a dirty boy way ;-)
She'd poop in her own dining room but she'd be ladylike about it, she'd do it in the litter box over in the corner!
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