Sunday, September 30, 2007

The latest Britney crisis


She's wearing her bird brained hat again (that's got to be the worst hat I've ever seen) and her pitt stained dress and begging Kevin to take her back. She's out of her mind because Kevin's dating some Playboy model and calling him nonstop. Kevin doesn't want her back. Why can't she just accept that and save herself a shred of dignity? She's also been calling suicide hotlines when Kevin rejects her. Now she has some hairbrained scheme to grab the kids and flee to Cuba where they have no extradition laws. Geeze Louis, girl, get a grip. Meltdown in 5 minutes.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

where does she find her clothes? seriously..
I don't beleive the calling KevFed or sucide hotline or fleeing to Cuba. the girl may be a dumb twat but shes a genius at self promotion and keeping herself in the media.

Anonymous said...

By the way This is the orginal Trailer Park ho not the imposter in the placenta commets section. What the hell ?? what's a ho gotta do to defend her trailer! and her good name !

Anonymous said...

That must be grammie Spears dress that she's wearing LOL

Anonymous said...

does he have the kids 24/7 now cuz if he doesn't, he surely should.

Crystal

Anonymous said...

She looks tiny in that picture.

Anonymous said...

By the way This is the orginal Trailer Park ho not the imposter in the placenta commets section. What the hell ?? what's a ho gotta do to defend her trailer! and her good name !

I see that one of you can spell and one of you can't. Which one is which ?!