Monday, September 3, 2007

Lindsay Lohan the real question's been answered


Blohan..is she straight? Is she sober? Is she sorry? HAIL NO! So what if she tested positive for coke in rehab, had sex with other residents and said "fuck off" to chores. That's not our business, right? The real question we all want answered is..is that her real hair? Nope. She called Ken Paves and he sent an "extension specialist" to Utah to shore up her locks in case photogs got some more pics of her in rehab. You can bet on that, Blow. Seems her hair is as fake as the rest of her act.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rehab is "buying time" for her lawyers to work on keeping her out of prison. She's not gonna do any housekeeping during her stay. Nice hair, though.

Anonymous said...

Her hair is as fake as Jessicas

Anonymous said...

what a joke!
she is suppose to be focusing on not being an addict, not on which way her hair looks the best!

i have no sympathy at all.

SCarolina

Anonymous said...

firecrotch

Anonymous said...

She's been wearing "hairloc" extensions forever. Paris and Nicole wear them too.
As do an endless number of celebrities. (actually, Paris wears a variation called "Dream Catchers")
Anyway, anyone who's familiar with this type of extension system knows they're ridiculously easy to spot!

Anonymous said...

I think her hair looks great! Hate her tho. Ken Paves is great at his job & I'm sure his employees just do what they are told to do as we all do, even if it is doing the Blows extensions. I wonder if she is a good tipper?,'cuz those things take a long time to do. Like she cares, time is her friend right now, hoping everybody just forgets her crimes.

Anonymous said...

What's incredible is that all hating on her extensions are hating because they can't afford them!!! lmao so sad. really. its 1 thing to just not care for her personality.. but to hate on the hair? super loser move. stop being so jealous.