He's a Swedish tourist she found on a street corner which is ironic because she always looks like SHE'S workin' a corner. Anyhow, he's pretty hot and his name is Alex Vaggo. Words out, he doesn't speak English, so at this point, he has no idea he's dating a retard. Or that he probably has herpes.
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HOLLA!!!! Wow! Saw his pic earlier this week. She knows how to pick 'em, just can never keep 'em! He is fab & looks like a model not a 'tourist'! He's waaay too good looking for her. Damn, she always gets the good looking guys 1st, then they toss her aside when they see the real Paris for who she really is. Maybe she imported him to make her a Swedish baby? He will be dating LiLo before this drama ends, she gets out this weekend!!
He's getting calls from agents as we speak!
Lilo already called him!!! They have a 'coming out' party planned & everfing!! Paris probably not invited...OMG, this guy is toast!!!
Yup she just gave him a 'career' by being seen with her.
Don't you think she has dead ugly knee's and feet?
I don't know him personally or anything, but my guess is that he does speak english.In Sweden we are taught english in school from ten years of age, so unless he is as dumb as a rock, he probably knows enough to communicate to Paris satisfaction...Swedish guys are sooo hot, really. So why did my dumbass go and marry an american for?Damn!
Maybe he really can't understand English. This way he can't know how dumb she truly is. She can fake it.
Eliza
Check out the size of her feet next to his..LMAO!
ALL tall, good looking Swedes who come over here speak English! He's holding back on her for some very good reasons....
I love her hair short, makes he looks smarter or classier, she looks good with it short
He's a pizza delivery guy in LA.
All I can think of ... Those feet! Those shoes draw even more attention to it.
I guess he won't mind using her for publicity, like they all do.
Big legs & kness, for sure! & of course those 'canoes' of hers! I keep quoting whoever said that on here...LMAO! But it's sooo true. "Canoes" I can't stop laffing. cause you know she can't do a damn thing about them! LOL!!
He can deliver anything he wants to, to my house!!! & I don't have big feet either!
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