The makers of Vulva assure us that it is “a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.”Umm, who is going to wear this stuff? Those of us who already own real vaginas or those of you who wish to be near a vagina? I would suggest to those of you who crave the scent of vagina that perhaps you might consider putting your head between the legs of a vagina owner, because, honey, you aint getting laid with this stuff.
This is even worse that Mariah Careys perfume which smells like marshmallows. The only beings that love it are rabid racoons. Or P. Diddys scent, which I have not sampled, but, I will assume smells like rich cocky bastard.
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um, i don't get it
The artwork on the box is self explanatory! Gawd! It's VULGAR!!! VULVA? R U f'g kiddin' me? Where do they sell this stuff? Adult porn stores? Gotta be the only place that would bother. Just wear dirty panties around your neck on a ribbon!!! & guess who will be following u around? The neighborhood dogs & thats about it!
Love you DD. You kill me. Can't start my day without you and my first cup of coffee. Got the boyfriend hooked too...remember that pic of what Brit will look like in the future? it was that old lady with breast implants and a pink bikini..I had to share that mess with him..I was so freaked out! Will always wonder where you got that. Thought it was about time I start commenting, or at least sign up, since you make me lmao everyday.
Thanks for everything. You and Crabbie got me through a miscarriage and my divorce will be final next month. Ex was an insensitive f***nod. But now I have someone who is supportive and has the humor and sense to read your blog.
Wish we could go purse shopping.
Sprite
OMG! Purse shopping on Canal Street NYC!!! I'm there...where do I meet you guys??? Oh & bring cash, 'cuz they "make weeely weely cheap fo u"!!! "Fo u fi dolla"
LMAO!! You guys are a trip.
Just a thought though...if you wash that "thang", you shouldn't need any bootie perfume!
Daphne
But Daphne...it's suppose to smell wonderful like our va-ja-jays! OK...when was the last time that happened to a real woman? We worry that we DO smell like that! I sure as he** don't wanna spray that smell on when I work so hard to keep it away!!! They even drew a clit on that box...that is the worst!
um, i don't get it...whats not to get?
~Waves at Sprite and her new man!~
is this for real???
OMG DD you made me laugh until I cried..that was hilarious..
I would like to know who ends up wearing this crap. Maybe it was created by Joe Simpson..seems the type really.
Eliza
Back to say WELCOME to Sprite and her man. It's good to hear that life is better for you.
:) Eliza
Thats disgusting .... wander if its the dirty coochie or bloody coochie smell, either way, its repugnant.
This cant be for real. I imagine one spritz of this shit would have all the dogs knockin the door down.
P.Diddys perfume/cologne probably smells like that spit thats always in the corner of his mouth thats perpetually always hanging open catching flies.
Nice, next they'll bring a parfume smelling like Brit's vagina.
If you wash and wipe it thourougly (no babywipes) it doesn't supposed to "smell"
All these comments leave me to realize 1 thing. That only a man could invent such crap. No woman wants to smell like THAT!! Thats why we buy expensive perfume. & only a man would want that pic on a box of anything. Even condoms don't have a pic of a dick on the box!
Ewwwww. That must have been one perverted marketing bloke.
I have one word for that...
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Ew I hope noones cooter looks like that pic on the box, its all flappy lookin, nasssttyyy .... I dont have all that extra roastbeef hangin out and I like it that way LMAO !
I imagine that this cologne and "with loves" breath smell pretty close since she's a pussy licker
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