Thursday, September 27, 2007

Tom Cruise..Who farted??!?


Little Tommy Cruise is livid. He declared a moment of silence on the set of Valkyrie and one of the crew blew out a big fart. Tom is so mad he's ordered the producers to go over the film footage and find the farter who he plans to fire. Can you actually see farts on film or does Tommy have some special power? Well, Tom, we all wanted to do it, but, some secret farter beat us to it. Good luck in your fart quest, Little General, I hope you sniff out the culprit personally. Heh heh heh.

8 comments:

Barb said...

Out there in La-La land, don't you have to have an actual reason to fire people? Or is the General above employment laws, too?

I sincerely wish that I had nothing bigger to worry about in life!

Suck it up, Tom!

Anonymous said...

Fartology Maybe? lol

Oh DD that one was hilarious :)

Eliza

Anonymous said...

This one is waaaay too funny. Is he kidding??? There is no way. Besides isn't the ol' saying- "The smeller is the feller" Whoops! Tommy looks like you are fired!

Anonymous said...

Anal retentive gone too far! So to speak..

Anonymous said...

What did they do? Fart while he was mid speech on take 47? lol

Anonymous said...

They should've taken it a step higher by taking a dump and throwing it right in his fugly face !!

Miss Tia said...

i'm surprised cruise didn't run around sniffing everyone's ass to determine who farted....

Anonymous said...

Oh great another way to put down the working man. We working film techs have lost so much over the years in our contract negotiations, and now the producers will use this as a way to screw us out of our right to fart.