Tori balances a chicken on her back to try and distract us from the pure fug that is her face. Now, don't get me wrong, I like Tori, but, let's be real. The girl could balance a polar bear dressed in a clown suit juggling angry squirrel monkeys on her back and we'd still be looking at her face and going "OMG!"
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Cool @ fresh eggs at the Inn. But where shes bent over the strain is showing where the surgeon altered the bridge of her nose as a preteen.
I get a kick out of their show though and often wonder if their marriage will last any amount of time. They seem so missmatched yet ensync at the same time lol.
With the angle and lighting of this photograph, I think I can make out the outline of her cheek implants.
BBABH
She could pass for Mr. Ed's twin sister :-)~
Her face is as dimpled as my ass.
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8:15:00 PM PDT
LMAO
Tori is hard to hate tho. I watch their cute show too. I get mad when I think about Dean leaving his preggers wife for Tori but he seems to be totally in love with Tori. & He obviously thinks she's gorgeous, he did have her face tatooted on his arm!!! She should pretty much always wear make-up, she's just one of those girls that doesn't posess natural beauty. I always love her TV movies too, they are always good.
Look at the gene pool she came from. There was no way she was going to come out a natural beauty! Candy was OK, but mixed with Aaron, was bad mistake. However, I do think that Tori inherited a basic goodness that is missing in most celebrity kids. I don't know her personally, but that is my perception of her.
I enjoy her obvious joy and love she demonstrates for her husband and baby.
She's always had a big/large head compared to her body and now it has made her fall over and have to walk on all fours! I knew it was only a matter of time!!
Have always thought she looked like a tranny...
There are only two things in the world that an adult woman should never ever do!
1. Chew gum.
2. Wear her hair in pigtails!
I love her teenybopper Lifetime movies ... I know, how dorky ...
Me too @ her movies lol.
Her brother is better looking then she is unfortunatly.
And candy might be 'ok' now, but she's had more then one surgical redo lol.
Dean's former wife, MaryJo eustice does a cooking show with this gay guy they crack me up sometimes. But it was intresting the interview she gave not too long ago about the break up. She was pretty sarcastic (she is on the show too) about him having found his soul mate 3 weeks after meeting her. MaryJo has actually handled herself with more dignity then most hollywood types would have.
I wanna see that cooking show with Deans ex...details please. Thx!
Yeah, what is UP with her face? I mean it IS all dimply, like her Botox backfired? I've been seeing this on alot of celebs. I don't think the long term side effects of that have been very well studied. I believe it permanently indents your face after prolonged use, seems to be the trend anyways on the celebs. Thanks for showing us regular mortals, I won't be doing that to my face!
I actually like Tori, it might be an act but she seems really down to earth and not snobbish. At first I thought Dean was in it for the money but since she apparently doesnt have as much as we'd like to think, maybe he really loves her ... I just cant stand that constant "babe" "baby" babe" back and forth shit all the time LOL
I hate how Dean always has that look at me I'm such a smoldering handsome work of art look on his face. He looks like a big overgrown river rat.
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