If Madonna had just bought a vibe, it wouldn't be worth a post. But, Madonna bought the Purple Penetrator Strap On. You just can't help but picture it, can you? It's alright, Guy, marriage to Madonna probably has you numb to any further pain now anyhow.
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next thing we'll hear he'll be comming out of the closet or his secret lova on the down low will be writting a tell all account of how they met up in the castle even on their wedding nite.
If you buy that stuff, put it in a brown paper bag!!!
i hate this old hack she couldnt get a fucken black plastic bag? or something?? she wanted everyone to see so maybe we would give a shit about her lame ass..
Oh no! I know some guys like to play bottom, but Guy doesn't need this kind of image. I mean, how else and with whom would she use it?. A gift maybe?. I don't doubt that she would click it and stick it on someone, and if her hand came around; one could certainly mistake it for a man's hairy veiny meatbeater. Yikes! I wonder if Guy is finally submissive.
she might as well just be carrying Guy's balls in the bag....
OMG! Man hands! Yeah, she's the guy, Guy is not the guy. LOL! "Take that little man...take that"!!! And that, and..."
We all know her swing goes both ways.
Omg, thats too funny, Madonna buying a vibrator for her old wrinkled coochie .. unless its to get Guy up his shitshoot ?
Madonna is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Madonna's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
her hands has more veins than a cock
Poor Madonna, she just refuses to grow old gracefully
got to love those Brit's
Crystal
Anonymous said...
her hands has more veins than a cock
September 11, 2007 1:53:00 PM PDT
you should know seeing as you have one in your mouth & up your ass everyday dontcha
Bend over boyfriend!
Anonymous said...
Bend over boyfriend!
September 11, 2007 6:40:00 PM PDT
Bending babbbyyyyy !!!!
O -M -G
She must be going to cheer up Britney with that thing.......
-jm
LOL Brit..that fake old hag is from Michigan.
And here I was thinking her clit was already big enough. And what's with the hand ew.
"now just relax hunny, breath in and out"
Oh yeah...Michigan gal & a High School drop-out!!
Does her Kabala religion think it's Okaaay to be buying that kind of stuff? Seems to me most any religion would really frown upon that. It's not like she's trying to hide it, so obviously that has no bearing on her sex-toy purchases.
her daughter is probably old enough to kinda know what that is...shame on her for exposing her kids to this. Nobody needs to see that. But maybe in their home it's not a big deal...
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