sourceThis was sort of fun..what names do Hollywood stars use when they check into a hotel? Here's a few and the first one cracks me up.
Angelina Jolie- Miss Lollipop
Jennifer Aniston- Mrs. Smith (what!?)
Val Kilmer- Thomas Paine
Paris Hilton- Tinkerbell
George Clooney- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Bono- J.C Penney
Britney Spears- Bella
Johnny Depp-Mr. Satan or Mr. Donkey Penis
24 comments:
Mr. Donkey Penis L0L
What would you sign in under Eliza? Queen Bee or Your Majesty? ?
George Clooney cracks me up!
None of those thanks Anonymous...
hmmmm maybe something like..Peaceful Maiden. Yeah, I kinda like that.
Thanks for thinking of me :)
Eliza :)
That's a good one Eliza! LOL
The people on here crack me up.
Daphne
Daphne X Eliza = True Love 4-Ever!! LMAO! You 2 should start a church t'gthr. Or maybe you are nuns & surprisingly they have the internet at the convent. Does Mother Superior know you blog on DD? I'm tellin'!!!
anon 5:30 - LMAO ..I do think their nuns but they're having a kinky love affair on the side LOL
Daphne & Eliza sittin' in a tree, lickin' each other's P-U-S-S-I-E-E-E-E-E :-o~
At least Eliza and I have the BALLS to put our names on here and not just stay in the shadows. It's also nice to know that it's ok to say what you want on here as long as your a negative asshole who's thoughts flow with everyone else. Fuck off bitches and haters. Try meditation...or in the case of some of you psychos..mediCATION. LOL
DAPHNE
OMG! This is the best entertainment I've had in a long time...who cares about the celeb gossip, IT'S ON DAFFO & "A-LEZZY"!!OOOH!!! By all means - IT IS ON!!! This is gettin' good!!!
Lets make up names like Johnny Depp does! Anybody can make up a name on here you idiots! I like to lurk in the shadows & be mysterious...'CUZ IT PI**ES OFF D&E SO MUCH!!! LOL!
E & D have balls? Testicles? Good gawd!! Well, all I can say is..if you got 'em, flaunt 'em girls.
'Britney' Guy May Get TV Gig"-Go to MSN News to read this! I titally called this one!!
titally LOL! Oops! Totally!!! Like...totally!
Anon 8:13...you don't piss me off at all. You make me laugh.
Daphne
Hey D! Keep checking back, maybe 1 of us will have something else funny to say to you! Now if you can just get E to get the humor here!
I figured you'd be reaming me o this dumbass filler post. Instead you're reaming each other. Carry on.
At least Eliza and I have the BALLS to put our names on here and not just stay in the shadows.
Here's my email, I'm not the only damn anon. on here stupid ! Put your email on here if your so tough bitch
cleveswifee4ever@sbcglobal.net
~ Thanks for thinking of me :)
Eliza :)~
Your welcome cupcake ;-)
I like to lurk in the shadows & be mysterious...'CUZ IT PI**ES OFF D&E SO MUCH!!! LOL!
LOL so do I !!
Titally ?? surprised the dyke sisters didnt type that one yet !
Pissing me off? Surely you don't think you have such power? Seriously?
Just saying it shows how much you know. It also shows your level of immaturity.
I am truly sorry to see such uncaring people though. People who enjoy playing games with others just to get a laugh or make their day not so terrible.
I agree with Daphne try meditating. Try finding some balance in your lives so you aren't so angry and filled with hatred. Give it a chance it could work for you. The true meaning of happiness is to find peace within yourselves. It's sad to see so many people who haven't found that yet. Seek and it shall be found.
This will have to be the last post that I check after making my most wonderful contribution. You'll still be seeing my caring posts. Ones where I show I have care for humankind. It's called a good heart.
Eliza
This will have to be the last post that I check after making my most wonderful contribution.
Boo fuckin HOO
LOL @ cupcake. Heeeee.
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