Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Whoever did this to SJP should be killed

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As more stills from the SATC movie surface it has become clear that there is a costume designer who hates SJP's guts and wants her to look like an idiot. This is so bad I can hardly type. Let's ignore the ridiculous flower bigger than her head, that's the least of her problems. Look at the fit. It doesn't fit! It looks like it's trying to eat her or fold her into a giant burrito. Her poor skinny bow legs are emphasized so that they look like a truck could drive through them and not hit the sides. And the shoes. OMFG the shoes. Why why why why does she have to keep wearing those shoes??? Those are the fugliest shoes I have ever seen in my life and they won't let her take them off. It looks like her pants have fallen down around her ankles. If I was SJP I'd be literally shoving some fug shoes up someones ass about now and deep too. GAWD!

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

The flower is part one of the outfit killer...LMAO.... damn, someone must hate her ass. But the shoes would look good with....well, no...maybe with pants...no....nevermind....they're fucking horrific too!

Anonymous said...

I'm sure this outfit is a big comical scene stealer prop. We will just have to wait & see.

Anonymous said...

God did it to her.

Oh, you mean the dress...

Anonymous said...

SORRY. ALL I CAN SEE IS THE PICTURE OF THAT BIG TEETH-BARIN' HORSE PIC DD POSTED. *spew-giggle*

mm

Anonymous said...

No kidding...that dress is uglier than anything she has ever worn and it looks like it was taken off a rack at some cheaper than cheap discount store and is not even the right size..... Arghhhhhhhh @ the flower ....... will it swallow her head????

Anonymous said...

I hope it swallows her fuglier than fug head. Can't stand her.

Miss Tia said...

maybe they're trying to bring out her 'natural' beauty?

with love said...

I think the flower is supposed to distract us from her...hmmm, face?

Unknown said...

I love SJP/Carrie Bradshaw.....but I always hated her fashion choices, although she has the persona to pull it off. Except for the shoes, I always loved her shoes. Today that has changed. What is up with that outfit!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Those fuckin shoes are grotesque, so is that damn flower and so is her fugly witchy warty face for that matter !

Anonymous said...

love SJP. think she's a stand up gal. that dress, however, is wearing her. and not vice versa. hideous choice on the costume designer's part. that get up HAS to be part of the plotline.

Anonymous said...

The huuuuge flower detracts from SJP's horse face .

Hey ya gotta do what ya gotta do !

Jess said...

I nominated your site for 2 Blogger's Choice Awards. :-) Keep up the great work.

Anonymous said...

Some of the outfits that she wears on the show were ugly. But she does pull off some of the outlandish styles.

Sometimes I think she looks attractive.....but most of the time she is NOT!

SCarolina

Anonymous said...

Those shoes would go better with cargo capri's or mini, something way more casual & funky. It's ugly as sin with that dress, and the dress well it's no better. If it didn't have that horrid flesh eating flower, it might be a little less offensive.

Dirty Disher said...

Wow..thank you Jessica! I'm so flattered.

Jess said...

Anytime, Dirty D, anytime. ;-) Now, trashtalk everyone who votes for Crapez Hilton over you!

Anonymous said...

Good gravy SJP is one hideous woman. She truly does resemble a witch.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

hey jessica you should get a chin before you consider modeling - just kidding lmao