Monday, September 10, 2007

Worst rumor heard this week...


Amy Winehouse is pregnant. She thinks the baby will "straighten her out." Yeah, sure worked for Britney.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Somebody already told that story it s called The Omen.

Dirty Disher said...

LMAO!

Barb said...

That baby will be too brain addled from booze and drugs for 9 months to be able to straightened out!

Anonymous said...

I think that the baby would be born looking like Keith Richards.

Dirty Disher said...

Oh man! Cute eh?

Miss Tia said...

maybe amy could borrow pete doherty's crack pipe that he uses for his cat and she can get the baby high???

if she IS pregnant, they better book that kid in rehab NOW...

Anonymous said...

Poor baby, it will come out with no ears, 3 eyes, a huge head & legs where the arms ought to be :-(

Anonymous said...

OMG that is the last thing they need. Please,please,please don't let them breed God.
-jm

Anonymous said...

I dont want to even begin to think about what kind of parents those 2 crackheads will be. That baby should be taken away as soon as its born and given to people who will raise it right, not people who will give it crackpipes instead of rattles.

Anonymous said...

Has this so-called pregnancy been confirmed or is its still merely a rumor?

Anonymous said...

Even w/o the drugs...this will be 1 ug-leee kid!

Anonymous said...

who the f**k is the dude? and who the f**k is amy winehouse? I think I need to get a life myself at this point of the game