Britney was at Winstons last night getting her party on. She drank so much Grey Goose she spent much of the time in the bathroom, but, it didn't seem like she was peeing. After her 4th or 5th trip in there she finally ask someone where the stall was. So if she wasn't peeing, wtf was she doing in there so much? Yeah. Then she looked at the bartender and said "You have nice tits! Mine are all saggy’!” The bartender, a little shocked and confused by the comment, replied, ‘Thank you?!!’ Brit then asked the girl, "Do you wanna change? I wanna switch outfits!! Let’s switch!!"
The bartender didn't know what to do so she switched clothes with Poon and ended up working in a wench costume all night while Britney high tailed it out of there with her good black dress. She even made the girl take her bra. Britney loves trading clothes with strangers, so it's not a huge surprise. I hope that bartender knows about eBay.
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God, her album is getting great reviews today. Why can't she calm down and act SEMI-normal?! I mean, you can go drinking, but stop taking other people's clothes that aren't yours and walking off. GRR
Britney is such a drugged up loser, nasty ass.
eBay oh yeah! I'd be eBaying that sucker to the limit. The bartenders outfit I'm assuming is the one on top, yeah, it's cuter. The costume looks like it's from Hot Topic, but WTH, sell that ugly thing! & leave the Brit B.O. & booze spills on it, it will get more bids.
I kind of like her 2nd outfit. Maybe cuz there is pink in it, I don't know - maybe it's covering her almost all up, but I like it.
crystal
She's a complete mental case. I mean, you don't just walk up to someone and admire their tits! Well, you do if you're a dirty old man, but otherwise...
WHY is she so weird?? Who the fuck goes out and trades clothes with perfect strangers??? I dont understand what goes on in her mind, its like she truly does have a screw loose.
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