Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Crazy ass Bai Ling wants a threeway with the Pitts



Bai on Jolie..''I felt this energy between us, when we look at each other there’s an energy, an attraction,’ Ling told Us Weekly at our Hot Hollywood party on September 26. ‘Her eyes transfer a sexual energy to me that makes her irresistible.’ Ling said that Jolie, 32, made her a promise while on the set of Sky Captain. She recalled: ‘Angelina said, ‘Next time we’ll play lovers.''
Uh hu, there's more..“My heart’s open to you.” Ling continued: ‘She is like me. She is totally open sexually. I’ve always thought Brad [Pitt] was the sexiest man on the planet. So now that Brad and Angelina are together, now maybe I could experience both at the same time!''
Yeah right. Angie might go for this, but, Brad? Please. He can barely keep up with Jolie. He looks like a zombie most of the time. I think she's draining his blood when he sleeps. Add Bai Ling to that and you might as well just bury the guy. You know, every time I think Bai Ling can't get any weirder, she proves me wrong. Bet she could teach the Pitts how to dance too.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Second stupidest thing I've heard all week.

Anonymous said...

Yuck

Anonymous said...

Angie would do her. I have no doubts. But Brad is kinda busy with that orphanage they are running!

Anonymous said...

It's no secret that skankAlina likes asian women or that she lies 24/7 , so I am more inclined to believe Bai .

Anonymous said...

ROTFLMFAO @ BI-ling.

Yeah right.

Anonymous said...

Just got back from Just Jared the brAngeloonie blog , well ... one of them LOL ! and they claim Angelina is straight LMFAO !!!!!

Kool Aide anyone ?

Anonymous said...

Those nipples (of Bai) would poke right trough Jolie

Anonymous said...

Yer I wanna do them too! I KNOW they want me.

Anonymous said...

What a fruit loop.