Friday, October 26, 2007

Dina Lohan and her reality show

It finally happened. Some idiot gave Dina the reality show she's been begging and blowing for, for a decade. Something tells me it will be anything BUT reality. Her kids will only make cameos so it's doubtful anyone's gonna beat feet to see this pile of horseshit. Then there's the BS promo talk by Dina herself..

"It's about empowering women to be successful single mothers. About being in the limelight without compromising motherhood. It’s about what I do, how you can be successful, and be a single mom and fulfilling your kids’ dreams. Working is my sole source of income."

What? Is she joking? Not compromising motherhood? She's got one of the most famously fucked up kids in the world. Working is her sole source of income? There is not one picture of Dina "working" anywhere on the net and with the hundreds of paps stuck in the Lohan's ass everyday, you'd think there'd be ONE FRIGGIN' PHOTO of this old whore working. Unless you call sitting in the back of a limo (paid for by your drug addict daughter) drinking and showing old leg, working. Come on Dina, the most work you've done in the last decade is cutting lines with a dull razor blade. Who does she think she's kidding?


3 comments:

Unknown said...

What an old lying cougar! She single-handedly raised the world's most publisized train wreck hoochie in the history of morons! Women's empowerment!?! what a joke... really, is this a joke?

Anonymous said...

What makes her think she can succesfully manage anyone's carreer?. She's taking tips from the creepy Joe Simpson book of parasites.

Anonymous said...

That show will be about as realistic as The Hills!! YET Again, riding her kids coat tails into the public eye for even more money & fame-whoring.