Thursday, October 11, 2007

The Federlines all have pinkeye


Sean P. his brother Jayden and daddy K-Fed all have pinkeye. Owch. Kevins been wearing a patch. Oh, well, you know if you own a kid, you will see pinkeye eventually. Lissa had it last year and I didn't get it. Ha ha..it's the one thing she managed NOT to give me. Wait it out, Kevin, it's just a common bacterial thing. Make sure Britney wears panties though, because now it's known that ppl who have STD's can give naughty bacteria and it can turn to pinkeye in a child. Serious. It might have been the dog too. Or all those public swimming pools.

6 comments:

with love said...

Darn it I had it all the time growing up, but that didnt start until I began going to public school.

Anonymous said...

I've never had it in my life and I hope it stays that way LOL

Anonymous said...

? what STDs can you give a child that turn into pinkeye by not wearing panties

??

Dirty Disher said...

All of them. Among viral illnesses, measles, pink eye, herpes and shingles are common causes of an acute conjunctivitis. Bacterial infections such as the STD's (gonorrhea or chlamydia) are also common.

Anonymous said...

I don't think 6:50:00 understands that letting your hoochie air out also means that all bacteria from the hoochie will come in contact with everything it touches because its not covered with pannies lol.

She sits somewhere the kid runs a toy truck over it rubs his little fingers over tired eyes after he throws the truck down and voila etc.

Dirty Disher said...

zactly.