Thursday, October 25, 2007

Guess what Ryan Reynolds got for his birthday??



Scarlett Johansson wubs him soooo much she gave him her recently extracted wisdom tooth, dipped in gold on a chain for him to wear! Awwwww. For Christmas he's getting one of her turds dipped in silver and a used tampon. Shhhh, don't ruin the surprise!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

FFS. What a fucktard.

Anonymous said...

"For Christmas he's getting one of her turds dipped in silver and a used tampon. Shhhh, don't ruin the surprise!"

HAHAHA LMAO!!!

-Fin

Anonymous said...

SHE thinks thats a nice gift. & only she would 'cuz she loves herself more than anything. I don't get her appeal, I never will. So what she has boobs, lots of us do!!!

Anonymous said...

Someone please explain to me why she's soooo beautiful. I must be missing something.

Anonymous said...

When I saw her in Lost in Translation I thought she was amazing and effortlessly sexy. But whatever it was she had in that film I have not seen again. Now she is just like any other big-boobed blonde.

Anonymous said...

GROSS, Are these two a couple???

Anonymous said...

LOL, he can make tea w/ her used cork :-)

Jess said...

I definitely see her appeal. But, I've loved her ever since Ghost World. Roper said in a movie review that she couldn't act, and maybe I see that, but I'm kinda like, who cares? She seems smart and grounded and she's definitely a girl crush of mine. Her lips trump Angie's any day!

Anonymous said...

lmaoo good one.

Crystal

Anonymous said...

shes fug, her mouth is ugly and so is her wart/mole

Anonymous said...

I don't know who he is, I watch alot movies so I must have missed something. I don't care for her, she's so full of herself.