I have a small empty table in the kitchen no one uses so I sat a pumpkin an acorn squash and a cheap fake cat on it and strung up some lights on the blinds. Fine, right? Not elaborate, but, easy and cute but not too cute. The problem is..that fake cat scares the shit out of me everytime I go in the kitchen. Seriously..just to grab a cuppa coffee or a banana, I see this thing and EVERY TIME I 'bout pee myself. I never remember it's there and YIIIIIKES! Jeez, I'm looney. I'm gonna have to put this piece of crap outside. What is wrong with me?
I guess this is a message to those of you who have small children who are afraid of the Halloween decorations. Put the suckers away until the kid is older. Fears make no sense sometimes, but, they're real.
13 comments:
I laughed so hard at that I 'bout peed myself!
Holy Hell! That thing would scare the crap out of me too!
-Fin
Anon 1..I know..I feel so retarded.
That "cheap cat" is the best Halloween deco....EVAH!
Hey that cat is super cool!! I love it.. I wish I could find something like that here
Eliza
I would have a heart attck at night flipping the lights on & that thing was there! Get that thing outta ur house, NOW! before it comes to life & attacks you in ur sleep. Sweet Dreams.
Vampire kitty was bought at Alco..10 bucks.
What's an Alco? I bet we don't have those here in BFVa.
It's a low rent discount place that wants to believe it's Wal-Mart.
Yeah Im still scared of stuff too, its awful but...
...the other night I fell asleep on the couch with all the kids and husband...
...moonlight was shining in but it was still really dark...
...I heard a noise and saw a short figure walking towards me from the stairs...
... I screamed bloody murder because I thought it was the "demon" I was just having a nightmare about (I had just watched some scary movie...
...it was my daughter, she froze and I scared the SHIT out of her...I feel so bad about it still...aw poor thing :(
you crack me up DD. Thanks for the laugh.
C.
it looks like a crazed rabid mongoose
Dang, with love, we're gonna have to send you a night light.
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