Friday, October 5, 2007

Is Bob Barker a vampire??


I don't care about the stupid sexual harassment lawsuits against him. Let's be real. The dude is like, 200 years old. Just walk away at a brisk pace, he can't catch you. I want to know if he's a secret vampire??? I think I'm obsessed with teeth and his look like they could give Nosterafu a run for the blood money. That's almost hot, Bob. And, for those of you who hate me, you'll be pleased to know I'm still in a lot of pain from the surgery and I have a black eye. But, I'll heal and you'll still be stupid. :)

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

He sure is.

Didn't you know that he was Gerard Butler's stunt double in Dracula 2000??

Anonymous said...

Vlad Barker's bark is worse than his bite then? Gawd, he's a bo-jillionaire, why don't those ppl ever fix their damn teeth? I made payments on my daughters braces so she would have a prefect smile. These ppl don't even have to worry about money & still don't do it. I am also a dental obsessed person. I used to smoke alot & had to quit waaay back when I was 17 because I brushed my teeth after every ciggy & that was a full time job!! I like a straight, white smile too!

Anonymous said...

Who hates you DD?! I'll give them a black eye!!!

Anonymous said...

Bob's native american DD and into some things that wern't all that mainstream at one time.

Never really noticed his teeth like that before though.

Anonymous said...

those teeth are freaking me out...make them stop!

Anonymous said...

He uses them bad boyz to chew the clits off the women on his retarded show LOL

Anonymous said...

Native American my ass ... he's a damn creepy creeperton !

Anonymous said...

LOL He is native american, grew up on the rosebud reservation in south dakota. He's a very intresting man, has a black belt in karate & is a vegatarian, had a jazz band in the 40's, served in the navy as a fighter pilot during ww2.

When the war ended he went back to university and graduated summa cum laude with a degree in economics from Dury U, where he started working at a radio station and the rest as they say is history.