Friday, October 26, 2007

Jessica Biel pulls a Britney


Pffft, someone should tell Jessica that every time a star fights with the paparazzi it's the star who comes off looking stupid. Every time. Biel jabbed at the paps with her umbrella (which seems to be the latest in weapon) and yelled "Get out of my way! Get a real job that doesn't involve stalking people!" She should count her lucky stars anyone wants to waste film on her dumb ass and she's probably just upset that Timbertard is off somewhere dipping his wee wick in some other implanted butt.
And wtf is that thing on her back? Is she missing her arrows or practicing to be Justins caddy?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, I agree the paparazzi are a bit stalkerish, but I hate Jessica Beil. And thanks to the stalkerazzi, I never even had to meet her to decided that. :)
-Fin

Anonymous said...

The bag is her attempt at blending in with the common folk.

Anonymous said...

i'm thinking the "bag" on her back is a rolled up yoga matt since that is where she was leaving or going to, whichever.

Anonymous said...

It's her yoga mat. Yoga doesn't seem to be soothing her inner soul much tho. I agree, nobody would even be taking her pic if she wasn't dating JT anyways, so it will all come to an end soon & she can put away the umbrella. He is NOT a 1-woman man. & she aint' all that special if you ask me. I've never seen her fixed up lately, she's kinda grungy.

Anonymous said...

THING ON HER SEXY BACK IS A FEED BAG - CHICK LOOKS LIKE A HORSE. (AHHHHHHH.....MAKES ME THINK OF THAT "I'M JUST SAYIN'" SaraJessParker HORSEY FACE AGAIN! HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEH)


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