Jessica Simpson..here's some advice

Hopefully you will google in your name and see this post. Here's the deal...your film Blonde Ambition went straight to DVD where it flopped. That's pretty bad, but, now you have a chance to hawk that piece of crap to you adoring fans on QVC. It has been my observation that QVC can sell anything to anyone so you need to do your homework, girl. Last time you were on there you pulled the diva card and had no clue who any of the QVC stars were. You acted like they were beneath you. They are not. QVC is an entire channel and has a HUGE following. Susan Sommers knows who they are, so does Joan Rivers and Tori Spelling. Even Barry Manilow did his homework and acted decent when he was forced to sell his loser record on there. He did well too. So lose the attitude, the dingy blond diva bullshit and go look those people up right now. Take the gum out of your mouth, look up your own DVD package so you know what it looks like this time and find out who you will be presenting with and kiss their ass a bit. You are not an icon. This is not rocket science.

More clues for you Jessica..

Lisa Robertson..she does mostly jewelry and fashion shows. You insulted her last time you were on QVC. Lisa is smart, funny and knows her game. Catch phrase "This price is stupid good!" She is considered the true diva, in a good way.

This is Rick Domeier..Rick is a trained actor who's done Shakespear and was on a couple of soaps, including The Young And The Restless. Rick cracks me up with his off the wall comments when some live presentation isn't going so well. Like how if he's ever offered a real job, he's outta there. There are many more very interesting charaters on QVC with their own style and wit..go look them up, Jess. Maybe one of them will take pity on you and give you an acting lesson.