Friday, October 26, 2007

Paris Hilton cancells trip to Africa..Africa eternally grateful




ParAss's trip to help poor Africans has been cancelled because someone told her the rumor that Africa is full of poor black people. Noooo, I'm kidding. I don't know why, but, it's off. It will be "regrettably rescheduled." Whatever..that twat was never going to Africa. She thinks Rwanda is a yeast infection. She did get caught with her titty tape showing though.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

LMAO @ titty tape!

Unknown said...

FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE!! If anyone believed her shpeel on Larry King than you, too, have been dooped by ParASS

with love said...

What is that tape doing for her under the dress? I really have no idea, can someone explain?

J said...

I think it might be the edge of those gel "cutlet" fake boobie things. Which would also explain why they look so ginormous. Or it's the "titty tape" used to keep it from escaping.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps it's one of those birth control patches?

Anonymous said...

It looks like a bc patch.

Anonymous said...

Yep, I think it's a cutlett. she can smash those little things clear up to her chin. Talent, I tell ya.

disher

Anonymous said...

i thought it was a little plastic bindle of coke. oops.