Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Paula Abdul wants a baby



Paula says she IS going to get her a baby within the next two years or sooner. She's serious. OMG..she's crazier than a pet coon. She can't talk, can't walk, doesn't know what city she's in and sobs uncontrollably if her hair doesn't look right or her assitants forget to pack her sweat pants. She has no idea how to find dinner let alone take care of a baby. But, this reject from the loony bin WILL get a kid. You know why? Because she's rich. And it will be the most farked up person in the universe when she gets through with it. She makes Britney look sane and no, I'm not even joking. Why not just throw a baby in a blender with a handful of Vicodin and hit purée?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

So, DD, tell us how you really feel about that...lol :)

Anonymous said...

hope she doesn't get in contact with Angelina.

Crystal

Dirty Disher said...

How would she Crys? The loony bitch can't even work a phone let alone email.

Anonymous said...

OMG this woman is looney tunes, seriously she's sooo unhinged. Any agency who allows her to pass initial interviews and evaluations should be sued in advance for ruining some poor kids life. I'm not kidding Paula's problems far outweigh Britneys, at least Brit is dealing with post partum and can be helped in time. Nothing short of est will help Paula.

Anonymous said...

Paula please take a quarter downtown and have a rat knaw that gross thing off your face ... yuck.

Anonymous said...

"Why not just throw a baby in a blender with a handful of Vicodin and hit purée?"

Oh don't worry, the nearest sperm bank will service her!