Thursday, October 25, 2007

Pussy thug declares himself Godfather


Eternal spouter of bullshit, P. Diddy, who's made more daddy-less kids than Angelina has ophans, has this to say about Jennifer Lopez and her unannounced pregnancy.
“She’s going to make a great mother. She is one of the most caring people I’ve ever met. When I went out with her, I saw that quality. I’m extremely happy for her, and I will be sending some expensive god-daddy presents to her baby.”
Yeah, right Diddy Puff. I'm sure Marc Anthony has something to say about that. At least Diddy still likes J-Lo, unlike Ben Affleck who wants to run over her in his SUV, back up and run over her again.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

That bottom lip must weigh a fucking ton, he never has his trap shut!

Anonymous said...

Close your mouth diddy, your killin, not catchin, flies with the green mist thats escaping.

Anonymous said...

Puffy the mouf breather is attracting flies again Pewwwwww !

Miss Tia said...

TEAM SUV!

Anonymous said...

He is so effin ugly.

Anonymous said...

Diddy boy and J.lo are both douche bags. I hope her kid(s) aren't. Marc is near douche bag, so much a kidney

J said...

"TEAM SUV!"

Love it, I'm on board!

Anonymous said...

Ugly Fucking Mouth Breathing Gorilla