Friday, October 5, 2007

Skank hole has no idea how many bathrooms she has


Mariah freekin make me puke Carey claims she has no clue the number of bathrooms her house has. *“Mariah Carey is living the life. Her 12,000 square foot triplex in NYC’s Tribeca district is so big she doesn’t know how many bathrooms she has. "I don’t know! Do you really want me to try and think about it?"*
Yes, I do, you phoney whore. I want you to go count your smelly bathrooms and lick the rim of each stanky diva commode, because I hate you. Oh, tee hee, I'm so filthy rich I don't even know how many poopers I have! Oh, she does know that one bathroom is all Hello Kitty. Make her die.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

She has no idea because she probably doesn't use them...she just finds a convenient patch of grass and squats like any other bitch.

Anonymous said...

The fat slob shits in the ocean.

Anonymous said...

could you have found a WORSE pix of her....probably....but bravo..that picture made me realize just how gross she is (and FYI, i thought she was prettttyyy gross)...dd, give yourself a raise.

Anonymous said...

Her boobs are big yet they don't look good. Kind of like the grandma your friend has that you know used to be a "lady of the evening" but now has boobs to her knees.

Anonymous said...

As a man I can say that in my horny opinion her tits look great. She is annoying as hell, but may be that is why she is still single. My Papa always said that no matter how hot a girl is; there is always someone tired of fucking her.

BrianLaesch.com said...

I still like boobs though.

Anonymous said...

I love hello Kitty

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I love hello Kitty

October 5, 2007 7:53:00 PM PDT



I did too ... when I was 8.

Anonymous said...

This skank is over the top and too into herself , mooriah really needs a reality check !

Oh and mooriah also needs Jenny Craig and a shrink too !

Anonymous said...

Mariah Carey?
I thought it was Ernest Borgnine's older sister.

Anonymous said...

Its funny that she has a million dollar insurance policy on her LEGS, what the hell is that all about? Who gives 2 shits about those tree trunk cellulite ridden nasty things? She's way too into herself and she doesnt even realize that she's fug and looks half monkey.

Anonymous said...

Her tits look fine, it's the bathing suit for a two year old that looks like shit.

Anonymous said...

What size is that bathing suit Mariah? A size 4? I think you made a mistake, sweetpea, you must not have noticed that it was missing the "1" before the "4".

Anonymous said...

her boobs are almost standing at attention! Not at all saggy...take another look & with no support either. They can't be hers! She isn't a small girl by any means tho. Girl can sing, we all know that.

Anonymous said...

Her singing sounds like a cat set on fire.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Her singing sounds like a cat set on fire.

October 6, 2007 9:39:00 AM PDT


Ditto that! Screechy bitch.

Anonymous said...

that top is fucking ridiculious. seriously.

Anonymous said...

She's a size 4? In what magic mirror is that a reality?