Wednesday, October 3, 2007

WELCOME TO MTV'S "PAGEANT PLACE" - WHERE BEING BEAUTIFUL ISN'T ALWAYS PRETTY


Dear Dirty Disher, Any news mentions would be appreciated. Cast will be avalaible for interviews however Donald Trump and Tara Conner will be very difficult to schedule. Also, please let me know if you are interested in any video content exclusive or non-exclusive or screeners.

Thanks
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What? Really Mr. Beauford? You mean I can't get ahold of Tara and The Donald (they are not "avalaible") and ask them important things like, what's it like to be a coke whore? And do you own stock in Aquanet for that one piece of friggin' hair you have that's 17 inches long and wrapped around your fat head? Geez, now I know how important I've become..there are seriously celebs LOWER on the list than these two losers who might talk to me?? There's your news mention, buddy. Now I have to call Heidi from the hills and ask how her boobs are holding up. Jezus. Where are my pain pills?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't get it DD. They want mentions about them on your blog? Why? Nobody cares about this sh**.

Dirty Disher said...

I get this stuff everyday..they actually think I care. Like they think if they promise me I can talk to some beauty pagent reject or Perez, I'll shit myself with excitment.

Anonymous said...

I'd talk to 'em DD just to hear what they have to say store the info away and wait for them to contradict themselves, 'cause you know they will and then you can pounce! lol