Thursday, November 29, 2007

Another stupid and probably true Britney story


US Weekly..*Shortly before 1 a.m. on November 18, Britney Spears entered the X-rated Hustler Store in West Hollywood. Spears loaded up on naughty skivvies and headed to the fitting rooms. But store employees “told her they don’t allow people to try on underwear,” a source at the scene says. “She was really upset. She looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes.”
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At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boyshorts (with “Barely Legal’ stitched across the rear end) in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on. An eyewitness tells Us, “The employees kept saying ‘Don’t change out here!’ She’s just like, ‘Well, I couldn’t take them in the fitting room!’ It was like dealing with a child.”*
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If that wasn't creepy enough, she was mad because they asked her to pay for her stuff and stole a shitty wig on the way out. I hope they burned anything she tried on and left because nobody wants her damn crotch monkeys.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Barely Legal??? She's such an idiot.

Anonymous said...

why doesn't she get arrested for public indecency? I mean come on now...if I did that shit, I'd be under the jail, and that would be preferable to what I'd have to deal with from my parents, and I'll be 34 tomorrow! She needs a good, old fashioned ass whipping.

Anonymous said...

Ur parents going to kill you & bury you "under" the jail? Thats a good one! Happy early b'day! I like that!! Ur right about Brit too, she needs major dicipline! Probably has had very little in her lifetime. SHE should be "under" the jail tho!! LOL!!

Anonymous said...

Old news.