I don't think there is a Satan, but, if it turns out I'm wrong, he'd be mean enough to make me eat this. Laugh, but, I'd never had a Banquet frozen meal. Yeah? Where have I been, huu? NOT IN HELL. Sweet and sour chicken..the first ingredient listed is water. Note to self..Read the package next time, Disher, you tard. Banquet used chicken nuggets for the chicken part..ewww. And not even the tolerable kind, the icky grey kind fried in dirty booger grease. The sauce was some experimental syrup that must have come from Hitlers personal cook book. I took one bite, spit it in the trash and I'm still gagging. Blaaaaa. THAT is not nice, Banquet! (Even with the free dog bone.)
Yeah, I was ripped off again. Banquet is owned by ConAgra..they got the con part right, but there aint no agra going on here. They have a new name now. Suck me, Satans Choice, I'm making a meat loaf. I hope they google themselves like John Mayer did..I'd rather eat his douchebag with a side of vomit than this.
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Dear DD~
Happened upon your page quite by accident this fine, lazy fall afternoon, and I must say, I have not been this throughly entertained in ages! I have been laughing out loud for the past hour as I peruse the archives! You crucify with the truth; these people are truly their own worst enemies! Rock on sister!
Awwww, aren't you sweet? I hope you stick around as a reg.
was the rice like maggots?? total Lost Boys flashback there!!! :)
write them a pithy letter! it's fun and catharic....i write so many pithy letters i am sure i am on some 'list'....yes i send pithy letters to the gub'ment.... :)
I love The Lost Boys! I wore out two VHS tapes and about 4 cassette tapes of the soundtrack! Damn but they were f.i.n.e.!!!!
did you hear they are doing a sequal???? straight to video...i think feldman is in it....as of course the head frog brother....
Lost Boys fans? OMG!!! You guys are the best. That movie f'g rocks. I am old & I still love it, lets say Keifer & I coulda been classmates! LOL! I may have even been ahead of him. But anyway, I love the part when they are at the boardwalk & the concert is happening. The sax player that used to tour with Tina Turner is the main event there! Wow! I turned my kids onto the Lost Boys & they love it. It's like The Warriors. You gotta see it to begin to love it. Cool vampires! Rock on Lost Boys. & a sequel? Could be good. But not as great as the original. & the good lookin' one "Michael" was engaged to Julia Roberts around this time which is weird because she dumped Keifer to be with him. Or the other way around. It's ancient history but at the time it was huge gossip. Anyone else remember that? See? I am old!
Julia got with Keifer when they made "Flatliners", then she got with the guy that played her fiance' in Steel Magnolias, Dylan McDermott & they got engaged. Somewhere in there Jason (Michael) from Lost Boys was squeezed in. She was always getting engaged to her co-stars back then. She left alot of broken hearts in her wake in those days.
Banquet used to make a good Mexican TV dinner when I was a kid. I loved it! I don't buy TV dinners, they are fake, gross,expensive & there's not even an entire meal in the box now. Rip-Off!
Julia left Keifer to go to Ireland (or Scotland?) with Jason Patrick like 2 days before the wedding!!!!
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Stick with Stouffers and you'll NEVER be disappointed again! they are the only kind that aren't sickening. Banquet hasn't changed their food since the sixties, Julie
Those nasty things are about a buck a box, can't really expect them to taste very edible LOL
Miss Tia is right! Julia left to go make "Hook" in Ireland & left Keifer at the alter so to speak. It sucked back then but she's better off. So, Dylan was after (followed)Jason? Right? It was all in a kinda short span of time & then she suddenly married Lyle Lovett in a small town not far from here! She used to be very changey about guys, it was hard to keep up! She even came cloe to marrying that hispanic guy Brad something, he was on Law & Order, remember? How did this turn into a blog about Juila Roberts? I thot it was about bad instant food? LOL!
Yeah, yeah Julia fucked a lot of people before she became an earth mother, but, isn't my new tablecloth the bomb? It's gold with black overlay. I'm sure it's real gold too, it's from the Dollah Store and that's top quality. Julia Robers wishes she had my tablecloth..but, she don't.
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