The Blow has substituted a hatred for her daddy for a dislike of her mommy and a love of cocaine for cupcakes. When her ass got bigger she was convinced she was pregnant and Riley offered to marry her for her dwindling fortune, err, I mean, because he loves her so. Then she got her period and some more cupcakes. Will someone explain to this girl how things work before we actually have a Blohan jr. running around?
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Is this fact? Did she really thunk she was preggers? (thunk is on purpose)...Ok, why do these celeb chicks always get preg? It's called The Pill, The Patch, Condoms, USE THEM you idiots! i MEAN GOD FORBID THEY'D FORGET WHERE THEIR 'STASH' IS OR THEIR ILLEGAL DRUGS BUT THEY CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE THEIR BC PILLS ARE OR WHERE TO BUY CONDOMS? Whoops! Sorry about the caps, I'm not yelling, didn't realize it was on caps...
HaHa, when she's fat like her loser boyfriend we all will laff. & she's always teetered that fat-ass line anyway. Tree trunk legs! & gawd those thighs!!! Hee-Hee....
Still...doesn't that make you wanna cupcake? You know it does!
yeah, these chicks have no problem finding Starbucks everyday but they can't remember their pills? They are so stupid they should just get the injections. Then they can forget about it for a while.
I'm going to get cupcakes right now....chocolate Hostess ones!!
Noooo! Bake some! Hostess are fake cupcakes! Bake some & use sprinkles!! Save me one! I like white cake the best.
I'm at work....Hostess had to do! LOL But I agree, home made is awesome and I like white cake too...but not as much as chocolate! PMS is a bitch.
Is she really still with that slug? This must be a relationship world records for this skank bitch.
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