Sunday, November 11, 2007

Britney flunked a drug test



Poontang tested postitive for drugs, but, her friends claim it had to be a false reading. Right. I'll bet she ate a poppy seed muffin like Elaine on Seinfeld or wait..I know..she was sucking on one of those GHB toys from China. Bet that's it. Britney doesn't do drugs. Look at her, you'd let her babysit your kids, right?

Update: The drug in her system is called Provigil, it is used to treat narcolepsy. It is also used to get high on and some people call it legal meth.

6 comments:

Miss Tia said...

that's her 'oops i backed over a kid best go flash my crotch' look...

Anonymous said...

I have exhausted all attempts to understand this girl. I guess it should be expected when you look at her childhood and the disconnected upbringing she enjoyed. I can't wait to see how her Mom's book sells.

Anonymous said...

"that's her 'oops i backed over a kid..."

Kinda not funny considering her driving abilities. It COULD happen. Sadly. Miss Tia may have totally called this, ahead of time!

Anonymous said...

I am beginning to think she is purposing trying to loose her kids without ACTUALLY giving them away.
A passive way to get what she wants.

Anonymous said...

Yeah i really think she doesnt want her kids. she just doesnt wanna say it, but thats what shes acting, and they should take her kids away, she is in no way fit to be a mother. i dont see how the judge doesnt just take them, she puts up all these retarded excuses for the drug tests and stuff, its obvious, TAKE HER KIDS AWAY SHE DOESNT WANT THEM

Anonymous said...

I take provigil for ms related fatigue and I hardly would call this drug legal meth..It is more like a caffiene jolt for a normal person and just gives me the energy for living as I suffer a lot of fatigue.