Sources close to the princess of poon claim she stays in hotels because her mansion is haunted and it scares the beejeebers out of her.
“She is totally spooked by the place. She feels terribly lonely and hears all sorts of noises that can’t be explained…The whole vibe of the house makes her nervous and maybe explains some of her erratic behavior,” a source close to Britney says.
The former owner of the showplace, Alexi Csato backs up this story, saying “The place is definitely haunted. My family had some extremely frightening supernatural experiences.”“We traced the history of the place and believe the spirit of a tormented girl is trapped there.”
I think it's the spirit of a tormented LIVE girl, but, really, who wouldn't love to live in a haunted Malibu mansion? I'd give my left tit to have that place. The dead chick is probably just mad because the place is trashed and Brit's left snail trails on all the furniture. Britney..99% of ghosts are not scary...turning a 10 million dollar property into a pink landfill? Now that's scary.
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Or maybe she's just insane.
yeah, the trapped girl is HER....
the spirit of her childhood is raising to reclaim her...
It's the Ghost of Cheetos Past...
Yeah, and the ghost of Chips Ahoy is haunting crabbies crib.
Well she'll never be able to sell it now, after it's been called haunted by two recent owners!
Oh, yes she will. Britney ain't the only 'crazy' out here. Even though it will be listed a "special property" because of it's price and it's history-- plenty of millionaires will want it A: because it *is* haunted, and B: because the Princess of all things POON had it.
BAH! I don't believe her Malibu place being "haunted" has ANYTHING whatsoever to do with her erratic behavior OR her frequent hotel over-nighter's.
How many times has she bought a "new house" in the past 6 months? A BUNCH. And she owns more than one in the LA area right now! (IIRC, 2 @ Malibu & 1 in Beverly Hills) Let's face it, this bitch buys houses like the rest of us buy LUNCH.
Clearly if she was spooked at one house, she'd go sleep in another one-- and put the haunted place up for sale... NO?
Or is that too easy?
she has pit stains! eeew
I totally believe in and love the paranormal, just because she's clinically insane doesnt mean those voices and noises she's hearing are all in her head
She forgot her Lady Speed Stick! Nice. That usually only happens if you haven't shaved your pits too. Or have been exerting yourself. We all know she ain't been doin' that!
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