Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Brit's latest scandals




Uhhh, bullshit on the pregnant story. In Touch claims she showed friends the ultra sound and JR Rotem is the daddy. Pffft..I DO believe this story..

*According to Star magazine via NY Daily News, Spears mansion is equipped with a double-locked, X-rated "Fantasy Room" filled with ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bedframe. The second-floor room also features a mirrored ceiling, a glass jar containing spanking paddles and a closet full of kinky outfits. "She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid's uniform and a Cinderella outfit," the mole continued, "Britney is sexually obsessed." *

The source also claims Britneys expensive furniture is smeared with dog and kid poop and she leaves sex toys out where the kids can see them. I knew she had something to hide. Sounds like an inviting place for sex slaves to visit. If you're into smelling poop and wading through a landfill. And listening to the ramblings of a moronic hillbilly just to get some spank on.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh puulleeez...like this is news! Ha!

Anonymous said...

I doubt shes pregnant again but it would be kinda funny if she was

Anonymous said...

I really hope that she is indeed pregnant because she really is an awesome mother. Just kidding.

Anonymous said...

Moronic hillbilly. Having sex toys and silly outfits is not really kinky. But we'll soon hear about her pulling Boy George and that's kinky.
Just a thought, why aren't her slaves cleaning her place?

Anonymous said...

As for the "pregnancy" story... Bahhh! I've read bits of it elsewhere and the part I liked best is how InTouch states that Poon's claiming to be "four weeks pregnant"-- yet right on the cover they show a small photo of her with an arrow showing her "tell-tale bump".

A BUMP? At four weeks!? LOL!!

As for her "Den of Iniquity", I.... dunno. I guess the room itself it certainly a possibility, and I definitely believe she's sex crazed-- there have been plenty of allegations over the past year.

But what I *don't* believe is that sex toys are lying around exposed, that there's dog (and child!) poop smeared on the furniture, etc., etc., etc...

It's not that I don't believe Poon's capable of it-- God knows she is--- it's just that the court monitor has been wayyy too present lately, and the "shit would really hit the fan" (pardon the pun)if she spotted anything of that nature. No question.

Dirty Disher said...

Yeah, that's why she stays at hotels EVERY time she's with the monitor.