Thursday, November 8, 2007

Carrie Underwood won two dildos at the CMA's


And I don't care. Sit on 'em and spin, bleach blonde Blunderfuck. I was flipping thru and saw some of it. I didn't see anything country...though I did see enough sparkles and spangles to choke Fredericks. I'd rather poke out my eyeballs than cover this horseshit.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

You can juice oranges with those things. Very practical.

Dirty Disher said...

Yeah, I'll bet you have orange juice everyday, crab. Twice a day, huu?

Anonymous said...

DD i'm SOOOOOOOOO going to have to diasgree with you on this post..

Anonymous said...

She has herpes.

Anonymous said...

anon 2:45, i'm with you sister/brother friend.

Anonymous said...

No need to put her down physically, she's very pretty even though she's a cocky thing.

Major Majormajor said...

Well, I suppose if your definition of "pretty" is fake everything, including musical talent, than she is your girl.

Anonymous said...

Petty little bitches.