Friday, November 16, 2007

The Cyrus clan wants Britney to come fer dinner


*Billy Ray Cyrus has invited Britney Spears to come have Thanksgiving at his house. He asks In Touch to send this message to Britney: "Honey you are welcome to a Nashville Thanksgiving at our house," Billy tells In Touch. "We love her. We would love to be there for you and we care about you." Even his pop star daughter, Miley Cyrus, who stars as Hannah Montana on Disney's hit show, wants troubled Britney to share their special day. "Miley is a big fan and she wants to reach out, too. We want her to know that's it's never too late to make things right."*


Ya better be serving some greasy fast food and have some meth for desert, Billy Ray, a big ol' plate of southern fried METH. That guy needs to be careful what he wishes for, she might just show up. The only thing better would be if Norman Rockwell rose from the grave and painted it.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah.... Smart!
Isn't his daughter "preggo"? Brit should be the last 1 to visit.
I think he wants a 3some

Anonymous said...

I'd be scared to let her infiltrate my home & my child! She won't go anyways. Justin will be there that day too,in Nashville. That would make Poon all sobby & cry so she'd have to find some backwoods crack dealer & that would take her all night!!Just driving Billies pick up all over that damn place. In those hills she'd get lost & never be seen again! & we don't wanna see that happen, now do we?

Anonymous said...

Britney will probably have the shits from eating over at their house

Anonymous said...

I have the shits, my butt hurts