Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Dear Lynne Spears..


Lynne, you are my rant of the week, because you want to sell us a book about raising children when you have THE most fucked up kid, hands down, in the world. You say..
“I didn’t raise my children to have Hollywood careers. This all just exploded in my face, and big dreams became big headaches. I do blame myself.”
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Uhhh, yeah you DID raise her to have a Hollywood career, do you think we're stupid? You had that kid in dance classes when she turned two. You drug her ass to NYC to star in an off Broadway play called "Ruthless" when she was, what? 10 years old? You left the rest of the family behind to do it. You lived in a house with no heat because you spent all your money on taking Britney to auditions so she could be A STAR and buy you a mansion and limos. NOW you say..
"Britney’s not a keep-me-around person. I also have a 16-year-old to look after. I can’t be there for Britney all the time.”
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That's probably news to her since BEFORE she made you a rich woman you were there 24/7. I'm not saying it's all your fault. Kids suck..but, so do you. Don't write a book, that's all I have to tell you. Don't do it. It's ridiculous and you'll be crucified. I can fuck up my kids without your moronic advice and self serving lies..thank you.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Lynne,
Not only are you delusional as HELL, you obviously are an idiot to boot.

Anonymous said...

she has no shame.
And, yes, kids can have probs on their own without the parents help. But Brit hasn't a clue about how to raise her kids properly (no role model, asshole) & her self-image is shot to hell. And she mistakes the paps attention for love because she was never shown what love is.

Miss Tia said...

Brit must get her mental illness from her mother....

SAVE JAMIE LYNN!!!! or not...i could really care less....

Anonymous said...

I think that BRITNEY is the one who should be writing a book on parenting since she's so great at it ... she must get it from her mother!