Katie Price, aka Jordan, is getting her boobs done again, this time she thinks small and perky will be nice. I guess silicone doesn't hold up to childbirth. It seems after the birth of her third kid she was tripping on her tits everytime she went to the kitchen to get a banana for foreplay with her gay husband.
Well, durrr..SHE bought the suckers. Some of us didn't ask to be born with tits the size of our freekin' heads but after you have a kid or two those bitches head south quicker than Britney Spears in a Kardashian "private" tape. After what happened to Kanye West's mom, I'm thinking industrial duct tape is the way to go. As for Jordan, I think she should replace the saggers with torpedos or scud missiles. I'd like to see her blow something up besides her tit and ass implants.
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Someone, anyone, why is Jordan popular? Is it because she's got big fake jugs? Seriously? Gawd, no wonder 78% of Hollywood has them. Maybe they'll get famous too! Christ, it's a good thing men don't have boobs - they'd just jumprope topless in front of a mirror all day long.
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