Friday, November 16, 2007

George Clooney will run from the Fabio!



Fabio can't shut up about his "fight" with George. "All of a sudden one of the ladies said to me, ‘There is this gentleman a few tables behind you that keeps insulting me, keeps giving me the finger.’ She’s like, ‘This gentleman behind you called me a fat cow.’”

“So I turn and it was him,” Fabio says of Clooney. “He was drunk and thought people were taking pictures of him. So I went to the table and explained to him that we were having a charity dinner and I said, ‘You’re more than welcome to come to my table and see if there was a picture of you.’ I apologized and he started being rude so I put him in his place. After I put him in his place — you know I’m three times his size — he got a little scared. I went back to my table and as soon as I sit down he paid his bill, got up and he started insulting the girls. He called the women names. At that point I lost my temper. I went after him and he ran out of the restaurant.”

“He has no class,” Fabio tells OK!. “You have to be a low-class, scumbag to start calling a woman a name. If you’re a man, you should never. You should be a gentleman. These women were with me and as a man I defend them. He was lucky he ran out of the restaurant. He’s not even half a man.”

Run, George, Fabio will beat you! You are lucky to have gotten away! Fabio is a real man! Actually, I think George will now be hiring someone to slap Fabio around and mess up his hair. I can't imagine George Clooney wrinkling up his suit for Fabio.

6 comments:

Major Majormajor said...

Oh this is SOOOOOO junior high. Why don't they just come out and profess their hot-man-love for one another?

Miss Tia said...

maybe george will find a goose to fly into fabio again??? that sounds like something george would do....have a goose attack....

Anonymous said...

So the heirarchy of manliness from low to high is George Clooney --> Fabio --> Roller Coaster Bird?

Anonymous said...

hot-man-love!!! Too Too funny! But seriously, George sounds like a wimpy faggot, just like Bradley his BFF! Whats with these guys? Fabio is a big guy, George is a short & very small guy. Remember towering Donald Trumpp said he was surprised by how small a man he is. Maybe smaller than in actual size! I totally believe Fabio. more butta' with that!

Anonymous said...

George insulted the girls because he was scared to insult Fabio & then he ran away. Little chicken-shit!

Anonymous said...

Fabio has cleavage in that picture.