Thursday, November 1, 2007

Guess who Jessica Simpson's dating?


Yeah, I know some of you are guessing..her dad. Nope..it's Owen Wilson. They've been spotted out together for a couple of weeks now and she has gone home with him. Witness's say he can't keep his hands off her. I don't know if this is such a good idea. It reminds me of the time I tried to balance an old rickety stool on an old rickety chair to reach the smoke alarm. That wasn't well balanced and didn't work out..and neither will this.

10 comments:

Jess said...

So, does that make her the "chick with blonde highlights" who was with Owen when he left the bathroom stall open so everyone could see?

Anonymous said...

That bit of news is more exciting than anything Nick and Vanessa ever did. Or Nick and Jessica ever thought of doing.

Miss Tia said...

maybe owen is just using her as a flotation device?

Anonymous said...

oh yeah definately a disaster in the making.

Crystal

Anonymous said...

Good, I like both of them!! New fav "lasts 1 week" couple.

Anonymous said...

I dunno...they seem like an OK match. She never seems to stay with anybody very long tho. This will be over before I'm done typing!!

Anonymous said...

She'll shit on him....literally...and that will be the end of that!

Anonymous said...

Oh no...

Anonymous said...

Why must she always bite her tongue when she smiles? Its so cheesy and fake !!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Sluthobitch needs to go back to screwing Bam and John whatshisface, their more her speed.