Britney's judge was a bit pissy because she just won't answer the drug testing calls, but, her lawyer explained it all. Did you know sometimes those sonsabitches call her at 8 am??? Yeah! OMG..the lawyer said pop stars don't get up that early! The judge thought maybe she should (brain dead old fart) and her lawyer fires back "But you're not a pop star with a No. 1 album to promote." The judge bought it.
Did no one tell her she's at number two now? And I guess you promote hit records at Starbucks now. Ehhh, I don't blame her. I wouldn't get up at 8 am to try and get my kids either. I'd be, like, call me from the orphanage at noon, ya poor little orphan fuckers. I would. Go ahead, you can ask 'em.
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The lawyer should have been hit with contempt of court or something for a dumb ass remark like that. No honey,he's not a popstar, he's just a judge trying to do what's right for two young little children who only want their monther, who wants nothing to do with them, obviously, or else she would show some sort of maternal instincts!!! AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
OH and by the way ASS CLOWN, pop stars might not get up by 8 a.m. but MOMS DO!!!!!!!
I'd like to get to sleep past 6:30....mother fucker!
Daphne
OMG! has anyone here ever gotten to sleep past 5:30 am? I hate you!
Yes, moms are up by 8 am, as everyone else is saying. And if custody of my kids were at stake, I sure as hell would be.
The reason she can't get up at 8 am is she is sleeping off the drugs from the nite before.
Poor little rich kids. They are going to be royal fuck-ups as teenagers.
Damn Britney, you really need to chill on that meth pipe, your face is telling the whole world about your addiction, your gonna end up in the grave if you dont change your ways ... put those boys first before your needs/wants to get loaded.
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