Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Huge surprise on The Bachelor


Brad Womack did the final rose ceremony last night. He had two mangey twits, err, wonderful women to choose a wife from. He looked at special ed Jenny, who never made me laugh with her fun loving shit) and tearfully said goodbye. THEN he looks at the beautiful (but, brain dead and in desperate need of a hair stylist) DeAnna and tells her ass bye bye too! He didn't want either one of them.
OMG..I was laughing so hard my pants were damp. I have to tell you NONE of the bachelors has ever floated my boat, but, I'd blow this guy after last night. Come on Brad, slam it to the sobbing whores once more in the last episode and you can rest your balls on my chin. My laughter will be like a 120 volt vibarator. If you tell them thier poons stunk in the private date, I'll swallow and smile.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

ahahahah, Sounds fab!! Wish I woulda watched this show!

Anonymous said...

I thought you were gonna say he's a tranny....................

Anonymous said...

Maybe he IS gay??? Wouldn't that be a hoot!!! We will see!

Anonymous said...

well DD I won't go into detail on the show as I usually love it so much lol.

Something happened and the world doesn't know. I am sure of it. There is no way he did a complete 360.

I think possibly he loved them both equally and couldn't choose. I think possibly he had to continue the charade because he probably signed a contract. I think he might have done it for publicity for his pub. I think he got cold feet and was expecting him to ask DeAnna to try something with him - no promises.

Something still isn't kosher and the only one that knows the real reason is Brad and he isn't letting anyone know.

But you DON'T say to someone as your last words as a whisper as he is hugging her goodbye. "You have no idea how much I will miss you", nor do you say right before that to the world - "I have thought about you ever single day for 2 1/2 months" - somthing isn't right here and no one got answers.

Crystal