Wednesday, November 21, 2007

I've screwed myself now


I have Sweet Caroline stuck in my head and the only option is to sing it dirty until goes away. Please let it go away.

Where it began, I cant begin to knowin'
But I still know Tom's blowin'.. strong
Was in the spring'
And Tommy gave a hummer
then learned to deep throat all night long

Hand, dirty hands, reaching out, touching peen...

Sweeeeeeet gay clothes line,
Tom's drag never looked so good
He's hoooooooomo inclined
Now he's got him some gay wood.....(and..hot..shoe...lifts)

Gawd...find me a hypnotist. Make it stop!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you feeling okay?

Dirty Disher said...

Yep. Dat be my haid...it aint right but it's a fun place to live.

Anonymous said...

U left out the "Dum-De-Dum-DUM-De-De-Dum..." I was singing right along girly. It totally works. I had this song on a 45 & played it to death. I love this song & I think he's lying about it being about her, he may have used her name in it but I don't think she is what it's about.

Major Majormajor said...

DD, did "the chair" hear you singing that song? I could write a whole grocery list about what's wrong with Neil Diamond's music.

Anonymous said...

Katies underwear. Nice.