John Mayer told TMZ cameras that he had recently googled himself and come to the conclusion that “I’m kind of a douchebag. I want to apologize to the Internet world at large.”
Oh, we knew that, John, we like you anyway. All I had to do was read your blog to know you're an insufferable douchebag, but, a bright one and of course, talented. In another year the Jessica Simpson stink will fade from your hot lips too, then maybe you can give us some shirtless photos. I think we'll be ready by then.
8 comments:
Douchebag is not a strong enough word.
HE'S JUST A DOLL - IT'S THE HAIR, THE LIPS, AND THE PERSONALITY. OH- AND OF COURSE YOU'VE SEEN THE "GAP" AD, RIGHT?! *faint with smile*
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anyone who fucked jessica simpson NEEDS a douche....and a lobotomy...and probably some STD treatment....
He is so fucking gross and pussified looking.
KL
OK, LET'S JUST THINK AGAIN ABT THIS. CHECK HIS LIPS, THOSE EYES, AND THE HAAAIR. ALTOGETHER NOW......HOTTIE-HOTTNESS-FROM-HOTLAND!!! ARE YA FEELIN' IT??
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John Mayer can be the Mayor of Hotland!
John Mayer's song SUCK! He's a talentless ASS!
*WOOT! WOOT!* HOTNESSSSS......(sizzle)
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