Friday, November 2, 2007

More Britney crap


The lovely Britney spending her $4,758 a month "eating out" money. The latest is..she can't remember to take her birth control pills and laughs that she can't even find the suckers sometimes. Friends say she thinks she can't get pregnant if it's just casual sex. Now she's hot for Kim Kardashian..Brit loves Kims big ass and calls her a real woman and a "horny beast." Good deal, at least Kim can't get her pregnant.
What's next? Nothing she does surprises us anymore. She could get bukkakied by a rabid camel, stark naked in Times Square with a burning broom up her ass in a giant pile of tacos and we'd just shrug and go "That's Britney."
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What about the boys? Brit got them for Halloween and took them to some party. She kept them about an hour then dumped them back at Kevins and went out to party at the clubs. Jayden was dressed as a puppy and spent his time crying. Sean P didn't rate a costume at all and both of them spent most of the time in her car. Keep in mind, the bitch managed to buy several costumes for herself. What fun childhood memories these two are going to have. I can't wait for their tell all book.

11 comments:

Unknown said...

LMAO

Anonymous said...

Follow Jessica's link and read her blog on Britneys "miscarriage". What a complete moron Nit-Brit is!!! But Jessica P. Wallin ROCKS MY SOCKS!!

Anonymous said...

Those poor boys are gonna be learning disabled because of her. I'm sure their speech is not up to their age & their development hasn't progressed much passed being able to climb into Moms car! Wait till they go to school, thats when the sh** will really hit the fan! Teachers KNOW!!!!! & they tell CPS too!!!

Anonymous said...

They breathe in so much carbon monoxide from being in traffic all the time it's no wonder they seem so expressionless.

Anonymous said...

No wonder she's getting heavy! Thats alot of drive-thru!

Anonymous said...

Where is Jessica's link? I would read that.

Anonymous said...

Jessica's link is Insights and Bugbites. She is terrific!!

Dirty Disher said...

Jessica is on the links here..go look. Her blog is fun.

Barb said...

The little one always has msuch a "distressed" expression on his face. Even when he isn't crying. This isn't stupidity for Brit. It is selfishness. If the whore doesn't want to take loving care of her kids and know how to truly love and enjoy them, then she should just leae them with Kevin! At least they smile with him!!

Anonymous said...

My heart just bleeds for those little boys, they deserve a mother to treat them with love and attention.

Eva said...

I hate that selfish drive thru whore so much I wished she'd choke on a cheeto. Where is London BTW? Also forgotten as her pill.