Diamond says the song Sweet Caroline was inspired when he gazed at a photo of Caroline Kennedy with her pony. Dude! Caroline was barely potty trained when Life ran those photos and you wrote your goofy ass gets stuck in my head and I want to kill you tune. What's with all the "touching me, touching you" crap?? He sang it at Carolines 50th birthday party via satellite and told his little sentimental tale. Yeah, either he's sucking up to the remaining (of any importance) Kennedy or Sweet Caroline was a hooker with a penchant for ruffled shirts and high wader powder blue leisure suits. The only other option is that he's a child molester. He always creeped me out. Now I'll bet he creeps Caroline Kennedy out too.
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The words to that song have nothing to do with a cute liitle girl & her horse. I read this y'day & I couldn't figure out what the heck he was talking about. It's a publicity story, thats all & he got to sing to her, so why not make up some BS about it? He's such a Uncle Merv!
He's giving it to Andy Williams in the ass even as we speak.
That's sweet, yet creepy. But still nice. Kinda like the story being Elle magazine, BUT sweeter!
Okey-Dokey, everybody.. Here's the lyrics in all their grotesqueosity. Have a look, and I think you'll agree there is NO way in hell this song could have been "innocently" inspired by a 3yr old girl:
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"Sweet Caroline"
written by Neil Diamond
Where it began
I cant begin to knowin'
But then I know it's growin' strong
Was in the spring
And spring became the summer
Who'd have believed you'd come along
Hands, touchin' hands
Reachin' out
Touchin' me
Touchin' you (!!!)
Sweet Caroline
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined
To believe they never would
But now I
Look at the night
And it dont seem so lonely
We fill it up with only two (??)
And when I hurt
Hurtin' runs off my shoulders
How can I hurt when I'm with you
Warm, touchin' warm (HUH?)
Reachin' out
Touchin' me
Touchin' me
Sweet Caroline
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined
To believe they never would
Oh, no, no
Sweet Caroline
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined
I believed they never could
Sweet Caroline
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