Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Paris Hilton is almost a nun
ParAss thinks she's figured out why she's single..
She said: "People think I sleep with everyone, but I'm not like that. Kissing is all I do. The reason so many of my relationships don't work is guys are like, 'Hey what's going on? It's been like four months and I'm only getting a kiss here!'
Do I even need the obvious joke here? That she's gotten more ass than that toilet she's sitting on? ParAss was filmed saying she'd take it up the ass for blow. Maybe that's what she calls kissing. She's not bright, but, this is beyond ParAssite-isms. Yeah, I believe you, ParAss. I also believe all those emails I get that start with "Can I trust you, dearest one?"
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AHHHHH her vag blinded me!
Is that shaved skin showing down there, or skin colored panties? It's hard to tell. I'm serious, it's hard to tell really. It looks like panties. Thats a disgusting picture. Must have been in that storage unit too! She always says she doesn't sleep around & only kisses. Why does she even have to say that? Why discuss it? Keep ur mouth shut & clothes on & keep us guessing chick.
I would have to be on so many drugs to be touching a public toilet like that! It's not even a joke.
I think her dress spilled over into the toilet! EW! It did. The toilet is full of her dress.
Is that her cooter? ugh, hope not, its huge!
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