Thursday, November 8, 2007

Paul McCartney has a new girl..Heather's pissed..what's new?




Heather Mills is pissed off and screaming at Paul because he has the nerve to date someone in public when they aren't even divorced yet. Fark! If he waited until the divorce was final he'd be long dead and turned to Beatle dust. The new chick is Nancy Shevell who's in the middle of a divorce herself, which probably makes interesting dinner conversation. She's got millions and isn't after Pauls money, but, she still looks like a bitch. Hey, you think I'm rude? I said Heather looked like a bitch when I first saw her and I was right. At least this one has two legs so there won't be any fights over the bedpan.
If I fell in love with you, would you promise to be true, and sign.. a.. pre-nup? La la.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Paul needs to just find a woman his age and be content with gumming each other at night. He was a Beatle back in the day and is still a great musician; but that doesn't make him a good judge of character when it comes choosing a mate. Paul can surely play the field with a bevy of young debutants, but don't give away the fortune to anyone who'll stroke your ego.

Anonymous said...

... who'll stroke your ego.


Among other things....

Anonymous said...

She sorta looks like Yoko. & I agree with DD. I sorta like Yoko these days tho. Except she needs to give Julian his inheritance!!! Pay up woman! Day-um! But this chick...She does look like a bitch, a really mean one. Paul better watch his ass-ets!!