Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Saint Michael Lohan feeds the poor



This bitch better be praying that The Blow has enough drug money left to finance that restaurant he wants to start so he'll have a job and not violate his parole. Otherwise he'll be bent over a stainless steel sink by Christmas and ho ho ho won't be so friggin' jolly. Just for the record, I bought food for poor people for Thanksgiving too (though finding someone poorer than me is the charitys problem, not mine) and I didn't expect them to stir a cauldren or awknowledge the Elementals for it either. You know why? Because I'm not a cunt like Michael Lohan. And I know you guys aren't either. Support your local food drive. Kids are hungry and our personal views won't won't feed them.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I know there's no God, cause if there was, Michael Lohan would be a polyp up Perez's butt.

Anonymous said...

Always a camera around, always! Gawd! Just stop. I hate fake jerk-offs.

Miss Tia said...

i don't really donate to food drives---but i DO buy some people i know who are struggling groceries and make sure the kiddies have gifts!

i'm a bitch that way...

Anonymous said...

*golf claps" Miss Tia. "SSHHHH"....isn't that supposed to be between you and God? I love you gurl.