Friday, November 16, 2007

Same old Britney



Poofy lipped Brit's back to normal, shleping her sleeping kids around in the middle of the night. The foursome ended up staying at The Four Seasons and people are starting to wonder why she never goes home. That's an easy one..she only goes home, briefly, if she doesn't have a court monitor with her. So there's something to hide at her mansion(s)..either they're trashed or she keeps her stash there. There's something she doesn't want outsiders to see. Oh, that's a new court monitor, the other one was young and blonde. The old one's probably checked into a mental institute from spending time with Britney Poontang Spears, or maybe she just couldn't take the smell anymore.

10 comments:

Miss Tia said...

couldn't the monitor tell britney 'hey don't be driving around with the kids'?? this is the same monitor who was in the car with her when she ran a red light....why would she get in a car with her again??? i thought she was to offer 'suggestions' and 'guidance' to britney??? maybe she's high too...

Dirty Disher said...

I think she's just there to monitor and report back to the judge what she saw.

Anonymous said...

I doubt she would offer any advice to Britney, I wouldn't. & she never listens to good sense anyway. So why bother. Just sit back & take notes, thats her job! Are these women off-duty police officers or Children & Protective Services Officers? I mean, could they arrest Britney if she did anything blatantly illegal while in her prescence? Don't count the red light, that was an accident. Was it ever!!! But seriously, does anybody know? I'd be scared of them myself & on my best behavior. So, why isn't she trying to behave herself & stay home & have supper with her kids & watch a movie? Be normal. If she tried it she might like it.

Anonymous said...

...seems to me [and this is not an original thought...] she is mentally ill. Not just unbalanced, I mean certifiable.
There really is no explanation for the blatant destruction she leaves in her wake.
She takes no prisoners.

Miss Tia said...

i read that the monitor was to offer suggestions and in her report to the judge she wrote that britney would NOT accept suggestions and totally ignored the woman.....

i agree, brit is seriously mentally ill....she needs serious help....she could end up being the white trash version of sylvia plath (minus the talent and poise)...

Anonymous said...

Brit needs an intervention.

J said...

Tia, I think that was the parenting coach. (God I hate that I know all this crap) This poor lady is just supposed to do the fly on the wall thing so she can report back to the court. Although I'm sure she wouldn't listen to either.

Anonymous said...

DD, I think you are definitely on to something, there. A non-custodial parent who was trying to get the kids back would be making a point of spending a lot of time bonding with them at home, telling the kids that this was their home, too, their rooms and toys are still there... not driving all over town at all hours of the night, staying any place but home. I agree, she's hiding something.

N.

Anonymous said...

wtf is in that kids mouf?

Anonymous said...

I betcha any money she has skidders in her undies ~~~