Paris Hilton is puzzled about what games to play at Nicole Richie's baby shower. Paris: "I honestly don't know what you play at a shower. Maybe I'll find a book or something to get some ideas."
The shower is today, ParAss, you'd better get crackin'. May I suggest a few games, ParAss? How about...
Find the baby. Each guest gets a baby doll, and NO nanny, and an hour later they have to remember where they left the damn kid. Hilarity ensues.
What's in the diaper bag? Each guest much decide what stash another guest is concealing in the baby's bag. In the event of a tie, the two winners will have to cut and snort a line using nothing but what is found in a regular diaper bag. Guaranteed laughs.
Diaper pap flash! Guests are all fitted with adult diapers and must then find a way to flash bare poon to the paparazzi without removing the diaper or using their hands. The first one to show full vagina wins!
Don't count out your mamma on that last one, ParAss! I think Kathy Hilton already plays this one!
3 comments:
LMAO!!!! Are you implying that KAthy Hilton is a diaper wearing poon flashing old hag? You crack me up!
LOL, good one!
Do people even play party games at showers anymore? I wasn't aware that they did. They are usually just a girly-meal & chat-fest these days. I thot the games kinda went out of vogue. Maybe I'm not current with this trend. I know lots of games tho. Paris-! Holla! Call me.
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