
"What they don't know is that one day I'll wake up fat. But I'll still be happy, just like I am now. I believe in the old 'sticks and stones' philosophy, so frankly their words don't come close to hurting. And it does not bother me in the least if people don't think I'm sexy. "
"I don't think I am, either."
"I don't think I am, either."
Good for her. Maxim has made me vomit for years with their bullshit. They're the ones who tried to tell us that brain dead herp infected Jessica Alba was the sexiest woman alive. Before that they shoved dipshit Eva Longwhoria into the sexy limelight. SJP is an interesting chick, even when she looks horsefaced there's still something sexy about her. The guys at Maxim need to go off and wank over a Real Doll, that's all they want anyway. And more than they deserve.

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neighhh neighhhh
I hate lists like this. Why don't they have lists of best actresses or something like that? Why are men so single minded? Jessica Alba is so pretty it's boring, if you get my gist. They should choose unconventional (but pretty) looking people, rather than blow-up dolls.
She will NEVER allow herself to get fat.
Well she is fugly in my opinion but I certainly like her attitude.
She seems to be a really nice person , but don't you think that with all of her money she could get that big ole' nasty wart taken off of her chin ?!?!?!? It draws the eye like a big bullseye !
She's not ugly! & she's a good mom & has been married to her husband for a long time. That says alot about her. She's just not as young as she used to be & she has always needed a nose job-Major! But w/e..& I thot the same thing, as if she'd ever get fat! Haha! Not if she can help it. Thats all she's got is her thin-ness & acting abilities. If she got fat she'd die. I liked her in The Family Stone BTW! Funny!!
I dont think she should change anything about herself. I think she is very pretty, she has a great husband and a wonderful life. Who are we to hate on that? She's never done anything to anyone and I like her for it. I think that in itself gives her sex appeal.
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Jessica Alba sucks & is not a nice person. How about "The Nicest People In Hollywood" list? Huh? Ever seen that? I haven't. You can't be nice in Hollywood I guess. Only "Richest", "Hottest", "...of the year" BS!
She's naturally skinny she won't get 'fat' no matter what she eats or doesn't do, it's her in her gene's. Tghat stomach is as flat as ever even after a baby so is the rest of her.
She's a unconventional beauty! But a beauty none the less.
Shes fug and so is Jessica Alba, she looks like a damn man for Gawds sake
UGGGGLLLYYYY as FUCK
Sorry I dont get what is great about Maxim. I am a guy, but the photo shopped pics, silly articles. Really a dumb mag. Guess its the idiot guys Playboy. Plus SJP is sexy. She has a charisma (sp) factor.
She handled Maxim's gratuitous slag off with character and class. Good one.
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