Tyra intends to spend the whole hour on Monday, Nov. 5th, talking about vaginas. Now, you'd think we might learn something here, but, if you've watched Tyra you can just toss that insane idea out because it will be all about Tyras vagina. It's always about Tyra. If it's a show about big butts, Tyra will show you her bootay and the audience will discuss how Tyra is big but not fat. If the show is about breasts, Tyra brings on an x-ray tech to show you hers are real and the audience claps for her sagging chest fat. If the show is about death...never fear...Tyra will spend an hour explaining to her fans how someday, when she's 110, it's possible, she might die. Then they all cry and tell her it's not true because Tyra will live forever with her not fat ass and her beautiful natural lady lumps. So tune in Monday for more information and possibly gyno photos of Tyra Banks vagina which she WILL call cute names like va jay jay, hoo ha, pootie tootie, cootchie cootchie, kitty kat and maybe big old giant gummy hole from has been runway hell. Oh, and a prize for the first viewer to catch her mentioning Naomi Campbell and her inferior vagina.
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So I guess the "leggings" were advertising the up and coming episodes.
Delete was me...accidentally posted twice.
Up and coming? LMAO!
I read about this somewhere. I work & don't watch daytime TV but I might actually try to catch this one on reruns on Oxygen at night. I think it sounds like a good show. A topic that as far as I know hasn't been discussed on daytime TV. I remember once a sexologist explaining a womans orgasm to David Hartman on GMA about 100 years ago & I was shocked! Um, so was he!! But I learned something!! LMAO! I think this will be good. I don't hate Tyra ya'll, go 'head...hate her. I don't.
SO TRUE! I loved Tyra when she was a model and didnt talk! But then she had to go and ruin everything...
-Fin
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